Hannah | 18Years | Taken

Brown Hair, Blue Eyes

This is basically my mind~
splendr:

is this the fault in our stars

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via orgasm)

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❝ Michael Simmons: “If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do.”

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via orgasm)

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jellyfishingtime:

cleverwittystatement:

celestialdeth:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

whatthebuckybarnes:

imagine a muggle-born Hogwarts student during a Yule Ball enchanting various musical instruments so that they play the Macarena

and all the muggle-borns swarming to the centre of the Great Hall and baffling the entire room with their sychonronised dancing and AYYYY MACARENA *CLAP*

imagine

Just wait until they bust out The Electric Slide

Ladies and gentleman this is Mambo No. 5

YMCA tho

Time Warp

(via theaadventureye)

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biggerbadderlatterday:

shelly—mich:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

(via neighbelline-newyork)

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